Soul Searching Thoughts – Bamboozled

What if i meditated and reached my soul. I am afraid of that man! ‘What if i go there expecting an angelic good looking me and find a dark bad looking monster (something like i look when i get out of bed).

I often wonder what my “dark soul” … would look like. What if my soul is like “Osama or saddam”, u know .. i reach there to be one with them and there they are “Good u are here …I was waiting for you …bloody athiest! and “thhew thhew ” -> i am dead! “My soul would say Jai Jihad and sets itself free!”.

Imagine my surprise when my soul says “ahh there u are u fool, u finally came to me and came the wrong way!!” i am a dark soul i can only help u “discover urself” , I can only be one with u …if u come the right way .. the easy way .. the evil way .

What a googly that will be!!! i will be like “WHOA!” wait a min i did all that breathe in deep and breathe out slow crap for 10 long years just to find it was a wrong way!

Imagine me getting all flusterd and stuff and saying irritatingly ” i dun need no discovery man ….. i have been discovering myself infront of the bathroom mirror whole life and i am just fine with that thank you”.

Ever seen your soul catching ur bluff? ….. so wht the f*** are u doing here ..wht the f*** were u doin breathin so slowly all these years it almost suffocated me in here?? did u just took a stroll for pleasure? or did u come all this way just to say .. i dun need to discover myself and if u dint .. wht the hell were u taking all tht meditation lessons for! and now just get lost … dun piss me off or if i leave u will hang in here for eternity … for there would be no physical form to go back to!!

i would be so embarassed … i wont be pressing harassment charges i know tht much. I dunno what would be more humiliating
- Bring bullied by my own soul
- Wasting my time/money on meditation the wrong way to reach my soul
- Or knowing tht I am a bigger a**hole inside than i am on outside!