Dream-induced Thoughts – A walk through hell

Ever dreamt of heaven?I have seen people dreaming abt a walk in park .. a walk along the shopping mall … a walk on the sea…. but it was just one of those days … when I was subconciously being confused between reality and perception .. I happned to dream about walking in Hell.

The first thing that struck me was- why is hell always believed to be HOT and fiery (reminds me of something else …ummm .. cant remember)?? The one who conceptualized Hell first .. must be really into cold drinks. I mean as much torture as hot can do, cold can certainly inflict fatal damage too. Ever imagine a man with a frozen ….. well u get the idea.

I could see three kinds of people in there – the pusher, the punisher and US (as in we .. not the country!)!

The pusher is the person who has that Trident in the hand. The guy who pokes the sinners into the steam bath … uh i mean … the boiling water. My curiosity suddenly took the best of me -”Hey dude where did u get to apply for this job? What is the “sin-set”/(s)experience required for this? Did you ever have a steam bath like the others?”. He didnt seem very pleased with my questions – had probably heard of outsourcing.

The punisher is the one who is either slashing, whipping, dragging the US and US are ‘the people’ who actually ‘did something’ in their previous hell .. i mean..life.

I happened to meet one of my friends being dragged in the HEAT like a dog with a spiked collar (that must really hurt his devilish soul!). I found out that he is in for just ONE sin he ever committed – he called ME a bad name. I mean common man all he ever did was be normal once and volla his lifetime of ‘good’ deeds are screwed (and they say to forgive is divine! ..I wonder what happened to devine? .. keep reading). I begged his torturer to let him leave … I forgive him (I felt divine!) …. let him go to heaven … and my friend yells – “Hey how dare U? ..I am a Jew … I dun believe in Heaven!!.

I saw a Christian priest being tortured out of his mind – he had a stripper dancing infront of him with he wearing iron underpants … 1.5 times his size … with one end connected to burning fire. Yes, they made sure his eyes were open. I was looking surprised .. when he answered … “turns out He was a human after all … I wish I had taken Dan Brown seriously!” (I was like … whatever … thats not the question in my mind … i was wondering what all good did the stripper do to get off with so easy punishment! .. it actually looked like a rewaard what she was doing

On the other side was a Hindu pandit.. being burnt to hell … he followed suit with my gaze ..” There were so many of them I didnt know whom to worship and whom not to …. I think I worshipped the wrong ones” … worship! …. sure …thats the kind of lie which got you here the first place.

Then there was this guy who was tortured one side with a Trident , other side by a ..a dragon! The guy says …donth lok so stoomped … I changd my relizon. Ahh so one God wasnt good enough for you? It wasn litthat he said .. the otha jus pad mo’ mony and gween ca’d. Well that explained it .. (what a waste of such a magnificient creature as a dragon … Hollywood directors are relying on graphics to achieve this)

I passed by a group of people restricted in a pool of boiling … it felt .. i dunno … it surely was the fundamental source of Hydrogen and Sulpher on earth! but these looked astonishingly at home! Every now and then one or few of them will escape form the pool and break everything in sight till they are captured back and look up to find something. Wait .. before any one could speak …. lemme guess (this ones easy!)… Jihadis looking up to find open heaven doors after destruction …. (I sure hope there is no providion of recycling these souls)

In the end I reached a chamber with name plate GOD! My questions were easily answered when I saw the fine print – The heaven was empty … I was bored … besides … I did create humans.